For most regular human beings 8 hours sleep is considered to be sufficient. However, Martin Charles Howarth is no regular man. Unfortunately we cannot specify how much sleep Martin needs as it can affected whatever escapades the rascal has been up to. From the beginning of this trip 3 of our heroic hot luncher's have been able to survive with the aforementioned amount of sleep and have seen far more daylight than Howarth. Needless to say martin sleeps a fucking lot of the time and is a ball ache to get him up andWe cannot explain why martin sleeps for such a large amount of the time, it may be due to his innards being lined with fast food and alcohol stewing in his liver and his poor little withered body is having a tough time dealing with the punishment. Martin's incredible sleeping powers are not the greatest mystery, for some strange reason when martin has consumed a large amount of goon he will be able to rise and maybe shine. We cannot explain why this is so. However, once the booze has worn off, back to bed he goes. To give an example of Howarth's sleeping powers, Martin was able to fall asleep on a racing yacht while it was at full sail, tilted at 35 degree angle for at least 1 and half hours. Impressive, I hear you say, maybe, but I cannot stress enough how much this hinders our other Hot Luncher's day!
This is him in his natural environment, look how happy he is!
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