This is a quick post from us in the land down under and it is about Martin. It is in fact a continuation from an earlier and previously mentioned incident, when Martin told the girl from Manchester he was a county cricket player in order to bed her. Basically, what we would like to share with you today is that he had a wee bit o' trouble in that department! Did he get her back to his room, I hear you asking. Why yes! Of course he did, he's Martin Charles Howarth, he's basically sex on legs! However, it was once he got her back to his bed that the trouble began. He put his winkle in her special place, which is the first hurdle overcome. Well done Martin. But we all know that that is just the starting point for sexy time. In order for both parties involved to derive some pleasurable feelings from this 'sticky' situation we must THRUST. Thrusting is very important. This is where Martin fell spectacularly short. For two nights in a row she let him 'enter' her special place and was only allowed 2 thrusts before she withdrew him. After this contiuned for near on a week he finally hit the magic three and then just as he was about to try out the fantastic fourth poke, Chris and Tom walk in the room. Foiled again! On the bright side, during the middle of the day (when three other people, none of whom were Hot Lunchers, were in the same room) Martin had a wank in his bed.
Here is the girl leaving Martin's bed after another night of having a 'speed schlong'..