Hotlunchers have departed England in order to broaden their minds, make new friends, not get shafted by tax, and one of them has gone to pick up as many STD's as he can (Tom). One of these reasons has since been dropped, as it appears that Martin, Simon and Chris, and an adopted hotluncher Dan don't like people. They can't explain why but to them talking to new people seems like too much effort. It could be the fact that every fuckin backpacker asks the same questions and really they don't want to know how long people have been away, or which way they're travelling. The Hot Lunchers made some effort, once, but questions about people's favourite music led them to hatred of many, The killers just ain't that good!!!! A classic case of this happened on a boat tour round the whitsundays, which lasted 2 nights and 3 days. One would assume that in such enclosed environments with 20 other people they would try and make friends. Not these guys. They sat at the front of the boat both nights, a box of goon with them of course, and growled at people who tried to make friends with them. I think they're just very good friends though. On one occasion two girls came, sat down (despite the growling), and tried their bloody hardest.........but the Hotlunchers just got up and went to the other end of the boat! Simon then slept with one of these girls at a later date, her name is Lisa!!!
Through all this you may wonder where Tom was. Well, him and Ollie did what comes natural to them; they were harrassing every woman on the boat. This is because they are registered sex pests. They love trying to get their winkles played with....... to no success though, but they tried bloody hard. Which brings me to a closing thought; If at first you don't succeed then try every girl, and if you still get nowhere, drink more goon so you dont remember making a twat of ones self in the search for quim.
2008-05-09 @ 13:12