So, Tom has been at it again. We arrived at Surfer's Paradise and bumped into a couple of girls that we had met a couple of times previously on our Fraser Island camping trip and at The Australia Zoo. We said hello, they said hello, we pretended to be interested in what they had to say and so it continued, but there was a hitch. Tom discovered, after punch had loosened tongues to a worrying degree, that he had pulled one of the girls in Cairns a couple of months ago. This was fine, we were pleased for him...Okay, that's a lie, we couldn't care less. In fact it was completely the opposite rection from the other Hot Lunchers! As soon as we heard this we knew his pervy little eyes would light up and target themselves upon her young ass. And so it was, the poor girl never stood a chance. We shan't bore you with the details of their courtship but let us just tell you this, Tom's developed some sort of rash on a certain part of his body and he has to make sure that girls really like him, otherwise when they take off his pants they may think twice about letting him do the clunge plunge! Don't tell him we told you all though, he's a bit embarassed about it! The young lady did not seem to mind about his affliction but there is suspicion that that has more to do with the dark room and copious amounts of goon that she had ingested. So, they had sex. Squelchy squelchy sex. We then departed to Byron Bay and shacked up in what's basically a hippy commune.
This post shall be finished soon, the computer we're using is really slow..